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When You Stop Looking: An Ode To Tony

December 9, 2011

in Random Stuff

Remember on Wednesday and Thursday when I worked 36 hours in 2 days? Me too.

So, I’ve been in bed all day long taking a much needed nap, when to my surprise I got a message off of OK Cupid! Yes, I have an internet dating profile, no, I’m not ashamed.

Since I’m dating my career right now, I don’t really actively seek anyone.  I only log in when someone contacts me, and I think that means I’m just not really wanting to date anyone other than Dexter Morgan right now. But you know what they say, when you stop looking…

Today, I had an exchange with someone who is nothing short of amazing. I will share said exchange with you now: Lights, Camera….

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part 2: Whole thing didn’t fit! (TWSS)

 

Oh, Tony. You’ve made my day. I think I love you.

Maybe he’ll even write back. He’s probably still reading this to his mom and sounding out the larger words. I’ll give him time.

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Tagged as: Dating, People are dumb

  • http://linda.curious-notions.net Linda

    You were so forgiving of the bad spelling and grammar in your first response! 

    Admittedly, I type like Tony sometimes to my closest dear friends because I’m too lazy to backspace.

  • http://twitter.com/doniree doniree

    BEST RESPONSE EVER. You = #myhero

  • Diana Patten

    THIS. IS. AWESOME! You just made my Friday, my dear.

  • Diana Patten

    THIS. IS. AWESOME! You just made my Friday, my dear.

  • http://www.kacijohanna.com/ Kaci Johanna

    That’s rediculous.

  • http://www.crabbilyeverafter.com Tori

    BADASS.

    BTW, did you also notice that he can’t count? The points in his message to you are listed as “1, 3, 2.” DEFINITELY A WINNER RIGHT THERE.

  • http://twitter.com/Mister_Smalls MisterSmalls

    I hope he keeps writing you back, although judging by the way you chopped him down, he will not.  At least he did use the phrase, “YO YO YO” or “Yea Boyeee”.  But honestly I think you made a mistake.  You found a needle in a haystack and didn’t realize that here was your own Bennet and you could have posted a lot more material from that guy for everyone to laugh at.  BTW are those police shades from the T.V. Chips he has on?   IDK but I think you should give him a chance.

  • http://www.emilysendearingencounters.com Emily

    What a db!

    After screening many top notch humans like the one you encountered, I finally met my  bf on Match 4 years ago -  so good things can come out of it – it’s just a b*tch combing through the idiots.

  • Craig@work

    TOO EFFIN’ FUNNY!!!  What a great job of beatdown via text!!!   No further comments on his criusing Craigslist for a home and a job?  That was a door left wide open!!!

  • http://bloggingforsanity.com Jaime

    This?  Made MY day.  Thank you, Tony.  Thank you to you, to the school that produced you, and to the life that makes it possible for you to exist so that we can all benefit from the laughter and good times you provide.

  • Anonymous

    hahahaha, oh man. You were pretty nice to him in the first message, but he really must not have a sense of humor (or sense at all, really). This post is amazing, thank you for making me laugh :)

  • Atiya

    He does have bad grammar. Even his text-speak is off a little. If I could Hi-5 you right now, I would. You are y new Idol.

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